IS THIS SERIOUSLY THE "PREMIUM QUALITY VIDEO" I PAY $30 EXTRA FOR

OK WELL I MOSTLY PAY THE $30 SO I CAN GET HOME AND AWAY FEEDS AND NOT EVER BE SUBJECTED TO A) HARRY KALAS'S ASTHMA, B) MICHAEL KAY'S MENTAL RETARDATION, OR C) THE ENTIRE BRAVES BROADCASTING TEAM, WHICH I AM 75% SURE CONSISTS OF DOLPHINS WHOSE ENTIRE BASEBALL KNOWLEDGE COMES FROM WATCHING A SCENE OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT SET IN GEORGE MICHAEL'S BEDROOM

BUT STILL. STILL

They can't get my hopes up on Saturday, only to make me want to kill myself on Sunday two years in a row, can they?

ETA: Thanks, boys.